My Favorite Quotes

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Age

"I wonder if infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery."
anonymous

"Live would be infinitely happier if we could be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
Mark Twain


Character

"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those wo can do nothing for him."
Goethe

"No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted."
Aesop

"Virtue is its own problem."
unknown

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called 'cynicism' by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Everybody has something good inside them. Some hide it, some neglect it, but it's there."
Mother Teresa

"Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have."
Doris Mortman

"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."
Charles Darwin

"The 3 hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: to return love for hate, to include the excluded, and to say 'I was wrong.'"
from the book 'Pieces of Eight' by Sydney J. Harris

"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds that you plant."
Robert Louis Stevenson


Comedy

"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
Dick Cavett

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Victor Borge


Communication

"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said."
Peter Drucker

"He who throws mud loses ground."
"If you bury the hatchet, you won't have an ax to grind."
unknown

"Managing people has nothing to do with facts."
Hon Choe Lai


Computer Science

"Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore miss takes."
Brendon Hills

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
Robert Wilensky (University of California)

"A train station is where the train stops; A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk I have a workstation..."
unknown

"Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw."
unknown

"The first 90% of the code takes 90% of the development time [and budget]. The other 10% of the code takes the other 90% of the development time [and budget]."
Tom Cargill

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway."
Andrew Tannenbaum

"Windows-95: n. 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of competition."
unknown

"You can have it fast, cheap or right; PICK ANY TWO."
Hon Choe Lai


Cynicism

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called 'cynicism' by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"If sense were common, everybody would have it."
Brian Copeland

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
Mark Twain

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
"Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."
unknown

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
Oscar Wilde

"No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up."
Lily Tomlin


Education

"There are things you'll learn by holding a cat by the tail that can't be learned any other way."
Mark Twain

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Mark Twain

"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."
Mark Twain

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
F. P. Jones

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
Hector Louis Berlioz

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, then the lesson afterward."
Vernon Sanders Law

"Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another, it is the only means."
Albert Einstein

"It is necessary for us to learn from other's mistakes. You will not live long enough the make them all yourself."
Admiral Hyman G. Rickover

"The 'trial and error' method is simply an efficient way to make errors. We learn most effectively from errors."
Robert Brawn

"A lecture is a process where the notes of the professor are transfered to the notes of the student without passing through the brains of either one."
Emmanuel Kant

"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment."
Tom Watson


Engineering and Science

"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
Wernher von Braun

"Necessity is the mother of circumvention."
unknown

"Life isn't meaningless; it just has a poor signal to noise ratio."
unknown

"Every time you make a guitar out of that combination   --   Engelmann spruce top with Brazilian rosewood back and sides   --   it's like magic. You'd have to be a DORK to make a bad one."
Bob Taylor


Experience

"There are things you'll learn by holding a cat by the tail that can't be learned any other way."
Mark Twain

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
F. P. Jones

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, then the lesson afterward."
Vernon Sanders Law

"It is necessary for us to learn from other's mistakes. You will not live long enough the make them all yourself."
Admiral Hyman G. Rickover

"The 'trial and error' method is simply an efficient way to make errors. We learn most effectively from errors."
Robert Brawn

"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment."
Tom Watson


Government

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
Mark Twain

"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."
Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States of America. The thing is, I'd be just as proud for half the money."
Art Linkletter

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money."
Everett Dirksen

"If   'Con'   is the opposite of   'Pro',   then the opposite of Progress must be... Congress."
unknown


The Human Condition

"Live would be infinitely happier if we could be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
Mark Twain

"It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up."
W. Somerset Maugham

"Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving."
Tom Robbins

"Life isn't meaningless; it just has a poor signal to noise ratio."
unknown

"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment."
Tom Watson


Humor

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
Francis Bacon

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."
Mark Twain

"Virtue is its own problem."
unknown

"Necessity is the mother of circumvention."
unknown

"All's well that ends."
Mel Brawn


Independence of Thought

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
Albert Einstein

"The significant problems we have connot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them."
Albert Einstein

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
Bill Cosby

"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
George S. Patton

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with senses, reason and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
Galileo Galilei


Management

"Leadership is earning and re-earning your followership."
David Packard

"Managing people has nothing to do with facts."
Hon Choe Lai

"Men [and women] want to do a good job, a creative job, and ... if they are provided with the proper environment, they will do so."
Bill Hewlett


Money

"I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States of America. The thing is, I'd be just as proud for half the money."
Art Linkletter

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money."
Everett Dirksen

"If investments are keeping you awake at night, sell down to the sleeping point."
Anonymous Wall Street saying

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
Henny Youngman

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige

"If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal."
Katherine Hepburn

"You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once."
Oprah Winfrey

"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."
Sir Winston Churchill

"Money and success don't change people, they merely amplify what is already there."
Will Smith

"Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have."
Doris Mortman


Motivational

"You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do."
Henry Ford

"We are continuously faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problem."
Lee Iacocca

"Borders? I've never seen one, but I've heard they exist in some people's minds."
Thor Heyerdahl

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic..."
unknown

"If you want to build a ship, then don't drum up men to gather wood, give orders and divide the work. Rather, teach them to yearn for the far and endless sea."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
Mark Twain

"Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another, it is the only means."
Albert Einstein

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
Albert Einstein

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but also more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
George Bernard Shaw

"The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else."
Martina Navrtilova

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you are right."
Henry Ford

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
Albert Einstein

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man."
George Bernard Shaw

"The best way to predict the future is to create it."
Alan Kay

"You miss 100% of the shots you never take."
Wayne Gretzky

"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds that you plant."
Robert Louis Stevenson


Music

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture."
unknown

"I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes the music."
Johann Sebastian Bach

"Every time you make a guitar out of that combination   --   Engelmann spruce top with Brazilian rosewood back and sides   --   it's like magic. You'd have to be a DORK to make a bad one."
Bob Taylor


Optimism

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you are right."
Henry Ford

"It's better to be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right."
unknown

"A realist is more correct about things in life than an optimist. But the optimist seems to have more friends and much more fun."
Megan, age 14


Philosophy

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige

"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds that you plant."
Robert Louis Stevenson

"The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship."
William Blake

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
C.S. Lewis


Play on Words

"Unanswered questions are far less dangerous than unquestioned answers."
unknown

"When ideas fail, words come in very handy."
Goethe

"If sense were common, everybody would have it."
Brian Copeland

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Mark Twain

"He who throws mud loses ground."
"If you bury the hatchet, you won't have an ax to grind."
unknown

"I wonder if infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery."
anonymous

"If   'Con'   is the opposite of   'Pro',   then the opposite of Progress must be... Congress."
unknown

"Windows-95: n. 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of competition."
unknown

"Necessity is the mother of circumvention."
unknown

"All's well that ends."
Mel Brawn


Project Management

"The first 90% of the code takes 90% of the development time [and budget]. The other 10% of the code takes the other 90% of the development time [and budget]."
Tom Cargill

"Goals are dreams with deadlines."
Diana Scharf Hunt

"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail."
W. Clement Stone

"Nothing is less productive than to make more efficient what should not be done at all."
Peter Drucker

"You can have it fast, cheap or right; PICK ANY TWO."
Hon Choe Lai


Psychology

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
Abraham Maslow

"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."
Charles Darwin


Relationships

"Wouldn't it be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If needy were a turn-on?"
from the movie, 'Broadcast News'

"He who throws mud loses ground."
"If you bury the hatchet, you won't have an ax to grind."
unknown

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
"Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."
unknown

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
Brendon Behan

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Victor Borge

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
C.S. Lewis


Religion

"I had often wondered if the devil hadn't invented committees to confound the work of the Kingdom [of God]."
from the book 'Church Choir Mysteries' by Roberta Updegraff

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with senses, reason and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
Galileo Galilei

"To work for the common good is the greatest religion."
Albert Schweitzer

"I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes the music."
Johann Sebastian Bach

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."
Mark Twain


Shaving

"Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving."
Tom Robbins


Statistics

"The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average [mean] number of legs."
E. Grebenik


Sex

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
Brendon Behan

"If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal."
Katherine Hepburn


Stupidity

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."
unknown

"Stupid people shouldn't breed."
unknown


Teamwork

"The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team."
John Wooden (basketball coach)


TV

"Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
Ernie Kovacs

"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
Dick Cavett


Miscellaneous

"When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe."
John Muir

"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'"
Sydney J. Harris

"No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last drop always goes down your pants."
unknown

"All's well that ends."
Mel Brawn




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A

Aesop, of Aesop's Fables

"No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted."


B

Johann Sebastian Bach, composer

"I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes the music."

 

Francis Bacon

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, a sense of humor to console him for what he is."

 

Brendon Behan

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."

 

Hector Louis Berlioz

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

 

William Blake

"The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship."

 

Victor Borge, pianist & commedian

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

 

Mel Brawn, father of Robert Brawn

"All's well that ends."

 

Robert Brawn, whose web pages you are now reading

"The 'trial and error' method is simply an efficient way to make errors. We learn most effectively from errors."


C

Tom Cargill, author

"The first 90% of the code takes 90% of the development time [and budget]. The other 10% of the code takes the other 90% of the development time [and budget]."

 

Dick Cavett, TV personality

"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"

 

Sir Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister

"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."

 

Brian Copeland, radio talk show host & commedian

"If sense were common, everybody would have it."

 

Bill Cosby, actor & comedian

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."


D

Charles Darwin, naturalist & author, credited with theorizing evolution

"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."

 

Everett Dirksen

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money."

 

Peter Drucker, management consultant

"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said."

"Nothing is less productive than to make more efficient what should not be done at all."


E

Albert Einstein, revolutionary theoretical physicist

"Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another, it is the only means."

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."

"The significant problems we have connot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them."

 

Ralph Waldo Emerson, author, lecturer & philosopher

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."


F

Henry Ford, founder of Ford car company, father of assembly line construction

"You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do."

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you are right."


G

Galileo Galilei, astronomer, scientist, philosopher

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with senses, reason and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."

 

Goethe, philosopher

"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those wo can do nothing for him."

"When ideas fail, words come in very handy."

 

E. Grebenik

"The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average [mean] number of legs."

 

Wayne Gretzky, Ice Hockey Legend

"You miss 100% of the shots you never take."


H

Sydney J. Harris

"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'"

"The 3 hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: to return love for hate, to include the excluded, and to say 'I was wrong.'."
(from the book 'Pieces of Eight')

 

Katherine Hepburn, Actress

"If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal."

 

Bill Hewlett, co-founder of Hewlett-Packard company

"Men [and women] want to do a good job, a creative job, and ... if they are provided with the proper environment, they will do so."

 

Thor Heyerdahl, Norwegian Explorer

"Borders? I've never seen one, but I've heard they exist in some people's minds."

 

Brendon Hills

"Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore miss takes."

 

Diana Scharf Hunt

"Goals are dreams with deadlines."


I

Lee Iacocca, former chairman & president of Chrysler car company

"We are continuously faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problem."


J

F. P. Jones

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."


K

Emmanuel Kant

"A lecture is a process where the notes of the professor are transfered to the notes of the student without passing through the brains of either one."

 

Alan Kay, employee of Xerox PARC [Palo Alto Research Company]

"The best way to predict the future is to create it."

 

Ernie Kovacs, early TV writer

"Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."


L

Hon Choe Lai, engineer & manager

"Managing people has nothing to do with facts."

"You can have it fast, cheap or right; PICK ANY TWO."

 

Vernon Sanders Law

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, then the lesson afterward."

 

C.S. Lewis, author

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."

 

Art Linkletter, TV personality, writer, famous for "Kids say the darndest things"

"I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States of America. The thing is, I'd be just as proud for half the money."


M

Abraham Maslow, psychiatrist

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."

 

W. Somerset Maugham

"It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up."

 

Megan, school student, age 14

"A realist is more correct about things in life than an optimist. But the optimist seems to have more friends and much more fun."

 

Doris Mortman

"Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have."

 

John Muir, environmentalist, father of the national park system

"When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe."


N

Martina Navrtilova, tennis player

"The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else."


O


P

David Packard, co-founder of Hewlett-Packard company

"Leadership is earning and re-earning your followership."

 

Satchel Paige, Hall of Fame baseball pitcher

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."

 

George S. Patton, U.S. Army General

"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."


Q


R

Admiral Hyman G. Rickover, U.S. Navy

"It is necessary for us to learn from other's mistakes. You will not live long enough the make them all yourself."

 

Tom Robbins

"Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving."


S

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"If you want to build a ship, then don't drum up men to gather wood, give orders and divide the work. Rather, teach them to yearn for the far and endless sea."

 

George Bernard Shaw, playwrite

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called 'cynicism' by those who have not got it."

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but also more useful than a life spent doing nothing."

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man."

 

Albert Schweitzer, author

"To work for the common good is the greatest religion."

 

Will Smith, actor

"Money and success don't change people, they merely amplify what is already there."

 

Robert Louis Stevenson, poet

"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds that you plant."

 

W. Clement Stone

"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail."


T

Andrew Tannenbaum, computer science author

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway."

 

Bob Taylor, founder of Taylor Guitars, inventor of revolutionary guitar advances

"Every time you make a guitar out of that combination   --   Engelmann spruce top with Brazilian rosewood back and sides   --   it's like magic. You'd have to be a DORK to make a bad one."

 

Mother Teresa, famous missionary

"Everybody has something good inside them. Some hide it, some neglect it, but it's there."

 

Lily Tomlin, TV & movie star

"No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up."

 

Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens), quintessential American author and satirist

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

"Live would be infinitely happier if we could be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

"There are things you'll learn by holding a cat by the tail that can't be learned any other way."

"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."


U

Roberta Updegraff

"I had often wondered if the devil hadn't invented committees to confound the work of the Kingdom [of God]."
from the book 'Church Choir Mysteries' by Roberta Updegraff


V

Wernher von Braun, rocket scientist

"Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I'm doing."


W

Tom Watson, management consultant

"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment."

 

Oscar Wilde, playwrite

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."

 

Robert Wilensky, professor, University of California

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

 

Oprah Winfrey, entertainer, and one of the wealthiest women in America

"You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once."

 

John Wooden, UCLA basketball coach

"The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team."


X


Y

Henny Youngman, Entertainer

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."


Z


Other

from the movie, 'Broadcast News'

"Wouldn't it be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If needy were a turn-on?"

 

I believe this is from a Country song, but I don't know which song

"If you don't stand for something, you could fall for anything."


Unidentified

"A train station is where the train stops; A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk I have a workstation..."

"Unanswered questions are far less dangerous than unquestioned answers."

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic..."

"It's better to be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right."

"He who throws mud loses ground."
"If you bury the hatchet, you won't have an ax to grind."

"If   'Con'   is the opposite of   'Pro',   then the opposite of Progress must be...   Congress."

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

"Stupid people shouldn't breed."

"Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw."

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
"Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture."

"Virtue is its own problem."

"Necessity is the mother of circumvention."

"Life isn't meaningless; it just has a poor signal to noise ratio."

"Windows-95: n. 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of competition."

"I wonder if infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery."

"If investments are keeping you awake at night, sell down to the sleeping point."

"No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last drop always goes down your pants."




MY VERY FAVORITE QUOTES:

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called 'cynicism' by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."
Goethe

"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment."
Tom Watson

"Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
Ernie Kovacs

"Dew knot trussed yore spell checker two fined awl yore miss takes."
Brendon Hills

"Life isn't meaningless; It just has a poor signal to noise ratio."
unknown

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture."
unknown

"When ideas fail, words come in very handy."
Goethe

"All's well that ends."
Mel Brawn




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If you have a favorite quote that you would like to share with me (which I may or may not add to a future revision of this page), I welcome your email at robert@angelinn.net.
Thank you.




ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:

I would like to acknowledge and thank each of the following...

  • John Brawn for continuous technical support, advice, great ideas, and numerous working examples.
  • Susan Brumbaugh at www.aphids.com for technical references.
  • www.aceofspace.com   &   www.ender-design.com   &   www.eosdev.com   for generous donations of background art.
  • Angel Inn Capital Management for disk space, web hosting and other computer resources.



  • If you arrived directly at this page by using a search engine or some other direct link, you are welcome to click on www.angelinn.net/robert to go to the homepage of my personal website. You will find additional personal information there.